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The girl power
These are the brilliant ways in which girls turn down the boys.

HE : I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must have been given your share!!!

HE : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE : Okay, get out!!!

HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE : Can I have your name?

SHE : Why, don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go and see a fi lm?

SHE : I've already seen it!!!
HE : Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE : Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down!